im trucking through Indiana late night and a female voice comes over the radio
"southbound flatbed,your tarp have come loose and is hanging off the back of the truck...you need to pull over and fix it ASAP" "i appreciate the info,Babydoll...but im in a bind and i gots to go.the next time i fuel up,i will fix it" the blues come on behind me
"i need you to fix it now."
UH-OH.
"ummmm...yes mam.and im sorry about that "babydoll" crack" she pulls over behinds me and shes a doll.hispanic looking,medium length dark hair,nice bod.she helps me with the tarp.nice,nice lady Trooper
the other incident,i was at a light,the light turns green and i make a left turn.a block down i turn into my neighborhood.at the end of this street,i noticed someone come flying through the neighborhood.i make another turn and gun it.someone is following me.we rip through the neighborhood a few times and i drive up into my yard,back into the driveway.blue lights.CRAP! 2 female cops
"sir let me see your liscense"
"if you dont mind,may i get out of the car and hand it to you?" "why?you dont have it on you?" "yes,i have it on me,but you cant see into my car well and it would be better for both of us if i got out" "come on out.where do you live?" "here"
"why didnt you stop here the first time?" "i saw that someone was following me up my street andi didnt know who you were" the other cop is walking around my car looking with her flashlight "did you have a turn arrow at that light?" "yes,i did."
"i had the green light and you cut in front of me" "mam,i could have sworn i had the turn arrow,but perhaps i was mistaken..." "okay...everything checks out.drive carefully.have a good night" "thank you officer"
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