Subject	Creative ways to get out of tickets
Posted by	JonTT on June 13, 2003 at 4:06 AM
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Message	I just found a very strange way to get out of a speeding ticket tonight. The CHP asked why I was speeding tonight, and I said I was pissed off. He asked why, I told him I just found out I had a STD. I BS'd with him about speed ratings on tires and found out we both had ASE Certs. Long story Short no speeding ticket. I think im a bad driver, I get pulled over atleast once a month. Anyone else have a nice story to share
Follow Ups	Creative ways to get out of tickets - JonTT 04:06:46 06/13/03 I think he let you go because... - weingart 04:30:35 06/13/03 Yea I think someone is trying to rub me out... - JonTT 04:50:18 06/13/03 Chivas showed a lady cop his brown eye and got away w/ it! - FLY 1 (Dallas) 04:33:00 06/13/03 yEH, What about A blue eye??? :) (n/m) - LRD VDR 06:45:56 06/13/03 in Chivas' case, brown eye=poo hole. and your blue eye=? :) - FLY 1 (Dallas) 06:56:18 06/13/03 Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! (n/m) - LRD VDR 07:03:36 06/13/03 The only eye that can wink one minute and puke the next - chivas 08:14:48 06/13/03 So what STD do you have? (n/m) - Rx300zx 08:46:15 06/13/03 lol...my thoughts exactly ;) (n/m) - Datzun 09:39:48 06/13/03 Re: So what STD do you have? - JonTT 15:24:44 06/13/03 Nothing creative, just be apologetic, polite and put the - PA_Z 10:16:16 06/13/03 exactly. - Guapo 10:34:42 06/13/03 I agree with everything except your last statement ;-) - PA_Z 10:39:56 06/13/03 no, there was that one time ... you remember what it was - Guapo 10:43:31 06/13/03 Oh yeah...that one. but I wasn't driving at the time ;} (n/m) - PA_Z 10:46:33 06/13/03 i usually say .. just found out my g-friend is cheating on - GodZilla(noVA) 11:39:25 06/13/03 So do you really have an STD? =) (n/m) - xxbulovax91xx 18:09:21 06/13/03 If your pulled over that often, you need to start getting - SaVageZ 03:45:15 06/14/03
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