| The other night i was driving back from Flushing after dropping off my gf i got pulled over. I was crossing the Triboro bridge and they were doing some construction. Potholes everywhere!!! So i switched lanes to a "better" lane (if you can call it better). After changing lanes i noticed a cop car pull right on my ass. 1: either i'm getting pulled over or 2: i'm getting pulled over. Sure enough the lightes came on... AND.... BEGIN. I changed lanes and pulled over to a center divide area. Now those who get shit here whenever they get pulled over, (WANG!) pay attention. I turned on ALL of my interior lights, adjusted the turbo timer to 10 minutes and took the keys out and put them on the dash. Then i took of the hands free cell attached to my ear and placed it around the shifter area. Then i put the window down and placed both hands on the 10 and 2. Now, AFAIK: 5 stripes up in NYC mean 25 years (5 years for each strip up) and this female cop showed the 25 years. She tells me that she pulled me over because i switched lanes in a double solid line area. She did, however, appreciate that i used my blinkers and didn't have to chase me down to pull me over. So yeah, just when you lazy deeks thinks that the blinker was an option on your car, it's not.. it's there.. USE IT! So she basically let me go because i used my blinker and was really nice. My only reason for not seeing the 40"x20" signs about not changing lanes is because i was busy looking for potholes and avoiding them. She agrees that the roads suck and just asked me to drive safely. Oh, it also helps to have a very innocent look on your face to get away with murder. Just watch "Better Luck Tomorrow" and you'll understand.
chivas 93TT
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03:15:52 05/19/03
