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------------------------------------------------ New Study Released ------------------------------------------------ Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned.
Luke Pavlick '90 Z32 Stage III Twin Turbo 
Items in the mirror appear ... TO BE LOSING
I want to die peacefully in my sleep ... just like Gramps not screaming and terrified like the people in his car at the time |
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