the nipples out of em. Then after that toss her shit on the lawn. After that you put Nair in her shampoo bottles, masturbate in her hand lotions, and pry up her razors slightly with a set of pliers. From that point, get a lawyer and sue her adulterating ass. Get half her shit... liquidate it and buy and NSX. Then drive the NSX around the local high schools. In no time you should feel much better. Hope this helps.