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Posted by got rice? on November 28, 2000 at 7:25 PM
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In Reply To OK, so break it down for the newbies line by line>> posted by Dallas DamonZ on November 28, 2000 at 06:33 PM
     
Message : There's some stuff in there I had totally forgotten about.

: It would be KA if another poet lauriet(sp?) stepped forward to recap this year in rhyme.


Twas the night before christmas on twinturbo.net
performance and speed, has put all in debt

we all know the meaning of debt!

Wes's keys were hung by the chimney with care
with hopes that his Z would someday be there

touchy subject, so I won't go there

we all made like Phuong, with mods in our beds
having visions of NOS and polishing heads

I have a habit of taking pics of new parts and stuff on my bed (I swear, I'll make my bed tomorrow!!)

from RT's garage, there were sounds of a fight
so Scott went to check (he was spending the night)

uh, this sounds kinda kinky LOL. Anyway, Scott's a part-time cop, so I guess Adam insinuated that Scott went to RT's place for a "disturbance of the peace" call

The sounds were JackB, with grease on his hands
a gift to his friend, a manual trans :)

JackB getting his hands dirty?! no way!! lol Anyway, for the newbies, JackB was always getting his balls busted on because he was better known as the dude with an automatic RX7

Scott loved the idea and grabbed for a wrench
with 2 on the job, this would be a cinch
but missing a part, puts a cramp in Jack's style
yet, guess who pulls up? Their Savior Kyle
"no need for fear, here's the part you need
and while we're all here, this clutch we should bleed"

if you don't know who Kyle is, pick up a few import magazines and look for a sapphire blue TT.. he's part owner/mechanic @ SGP Racing.

finishing up, from the North something came
black and quite slealthy, from the exhaust came a flame
"no Supra's that fast!" admitted Scott
it could only be, a Z everyone thought
then someone cried "WOLF!" as near the car grows
"he runs 40 lbs of boost, on mere stock turbos"

Wolf's car is black.. it shoots flames.. and he ran 19-22 psi on stock turbos for a short time.

out from the beast, wolf came with a bound
while his car parked itself (a mod TIM N/A found)
"stopped by for a visit, hope no one will mind
and JaimeZX, is not far behind"
then showed up Jaime, with a big red fur coat
with his Z in the shop, he came in a boat

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You gotta love Jim's wardrobe (anyone have the group pic of the Dallas guys and Jim ?)

his eyes--how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
his cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
with words on his lips and pictures to host
no stopping until, he had a record long post!

Jim has a habit of making posts that are a size of a novel. Every trip is like the life story of Winston Churchill... with pics

then down from the sky, came the "officially signed" Z
and the driver shouts out "Damon I be!"

Damon has a signature of Mr. K on his dash

"don't hurt us our leader! it's for you we have waited"
"tonights conversations, were ALL Z related!"

HAHA.. NZR = nuked!!

"don't worry of me, I know why you're here
when RT awakens, he'll be unhappy I fear"
but too late it was, RT had arose
eyes fixed on his car, thinkING heavy blows
just then Jaime whispers, "uh, guys, he looks PISSED!"
the hammer aimed at Jack, had luckily missed
each smelled the scent, future death in the air
and hoped that a miracle, soon would be there
a sweet voice from behind, sings out "please stop"
some how haults RT, before blowing his top
but who could it be? they saw no one there

I have no clue what all that means. probably just stuff for the rhyme

Kyle explains, "that's just my Care Bear"
out from the car, Kyle's bear shows his mug
next thing you know, there's a big ol group hug

I still don't know how Kyle got that Grumpy Bear nickname.. I never asked

NV pulls up, "I KNEW it, you guys are fags"
"just passing through, on my way to the drags"

NV never was shy about expressing what's on his mind (ie the GReddy PE looks like ass) lol

on Wolf, on NV, RT, and Jaime
on Kyle, on Damon, Scott, and JackB
RT with a grin as they all left the house
"EVERYONE QUIET! don't wake future spouse"

Later,
Phuong
click on the Z to go to my homepageImport Survival Series V - pics are up
ICQ - 59084049
GR Racing

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

     
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