then you could beat the kid on a daily basis. Or better yet find out who his preacher is and give him a $20 spot to touch him in a special way. Or better yet pay the school bully to put a little muscle on him. Or better yet pay some girls in school to call him gay and make flyers of him in a prison style picture. Or better yet wait till he gets his first car and go to town on it with eggs and a baseball bat. Or better yet have some of the local riff raff give him the whole "You sure do got a pretty mouth" bit. Just a few suggestions.