Subject	Borrow someone's cat-eating dog for a week or so.
Posted by	ZXtaZTT on December 11, 2002 at 11:17 AM
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In Reply To	How do I keep the cats off my cars??? posted by MistressZ on December 11, 2002 at 08:57 AM
Message	You can claim innocence when the old hag see's the dog tearing chunks off of what used to be one of her cats..."I didn't know the dog liked to kill cats"
Follow Ups	How do I keep the cats off my cars??? - MistressZ 08:57:45 12/11/02 get a gun? (n/m) - Zeus 09:00:55 12/11/02 too risky.... could shoot the Z while doing it. (n/m) - Zboost 09:02:23 12/11/02 true...hmm, a tazer maybe? (n/m) - Zeus 09:03:06 12/11/02 still... could make tiny hole..., some pepper spray? (n/m) - Zboost 09:08:52 12/11/02 how would that affect the paint? (n/m) - Zeus 09:09:49 12/11/02 some electric wire! (n/m) - Zboost 09:11:11 12/11/02 or motion/proximity sensors that bark like a dog! (n/m) - Zeus 09:13:41 12/11/02 settled. (n/m) - Zboost 09:15:58 12/11/02 Gun or... - stumbleshoe 09:02:38 12/11/02 I'd pay to see that - Zeus 09:03:42 12/11/02 Use a fake owl as a hood ornament (n/m) - Bobby12many 09:04:07 12/11/02 that works for pigeons, not cats (n/m) - Janders 12:21:08 12/11/02 Car cover treated with Sour Apple spray. - BigTDogg (Z-Less till Spring) 09:06:23 12/11/02 Birds love it... - Atti2de 09:06:58 12/11/02 Buy a dog or car cover... (n/m) - Atti2de 09:06:26 12/11/02 Sprinkle her yard with "Catnip". They'll stay over there! (n/m) - Fabinatl 09:13:32 12/11/02 If I wasn't a cat owner myself I might suggest... - FiremanZ 09:18:00 12/11/02 Snap... 24 seconds. (n/m) - Flycaz 09:19:58 12/11/02 I have 3 myself, but they stay inside, thanks I'll try this. (n/m) - MistressZ 09:40:11 12/11/02 Get an antifreeze leak! (n/m) - Flycaz 09:18:24 12/11/02 move (n/m) - Luke@tirerack 09:24:58 12/11/02 Definitely anitfreeze. Make them regret it for a few painful - JRH(KY) 09:26:02 12/11/02 How fucked up is that? - Atti2de 09:28:47 12/11/02 2nd... - 2 Zweet 09:32:43 12/11/02 werd (n/m) - Chris(NJ) 09:38:36 12/11/02 You have to get tough with those useless bastards - JRH(KY) 10:14:24 12/11/02 You aren't much of an 'animal' person are you? - Janders 12:30:14 12/11/02 They taste good. And honestly... - JRH(KY) 12:59:45 12/11/02 How are you going to get the cat owner to drink it? :-) (n/m) - TARGETZ 13:21:34 12/11/02 problem solved (n/m) - sbsTT(MD) 13:22:06 12/11/02 Call animal control. (n/m) - YugoBernie (NoVA) 09:27:05 12/11/02 Take photos of her cat on car, than call animal control - NSANY(ATL) 09:39:20 12/11/02 Our animal control only like to pick up dogs. :| (n/m) - MistressZ 09:41:35 12/11/02 a cat cannot get onto a freshly waxed car FYI. (n/m) - creamofthecrop7 10:12:45 12/11/02 My neighbors cat ONLY goes on my car after a wax (n/m) - six3077 10:54:48 12/11/02 I've heard to keep cats away, use hot pepper seeds... - LowerJerZey 10:15:36 12/11/02 Water bowl and a car battery.... - Furious(Houston) 10:25:58 12/11/02 JESUS!!! Thats pretty heartless. - six3077 10:44:04 12/11/02 ROFL frog baseball!! :-) (n/m) - TARGETZ 13:22:54 12/11/02 that was my childhood pasttime :) (n/m) - Furious(Houston) 14:01:49 12/11/02 another great idea (n/m) - sbsTT(MD) 13:24:57 12/11/02 Answer is quite simple actually....... - six3077 10:46:48 12/11/02 Only problem with that approach (or any approach where - CaptK(ATL #2 in crime in US) 11:07:05 12/11/02 IME, they scratch anyways, only takes few times to teach em. - six3077 11:18:38 12/11/02 Cayenne Pepper... (n/m) - 2 Zweet 11:11:50 12/11/02 Borrow someone's cat-eating dog for a week or so. - ZXtaZTT 11:17:24 12/11/02 Pellet rifle (n/m) - RT 12:18:13 12/11/02 Don't know how to implement it with the Z but when a - Arturo C. 13:38:40 12/11/02 You could also you a blowdart gun - seriously >>>> - Furious(Houston) 14:04:30 12/11/02 ammonia - PhilH 15:06:14 12/11/02
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