OK, this is my theory since you posted the story about the cop that asked if you were Ash and said that he had a Z........ He has had all his buddies get accounts here. They lurk and make bets weekly on which one can get the best post from you. Then they put it on the cork board under the picture they have of your car. Winner gets free doughnuts on Friday. :>)
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Years ago, I asked an old guy that was a Porsche guru if you could put a 914 motor in a bug. I have applied his response to many situations since then......"Son, you could put a winshield wiper on a billy goats ass, but I don't know why you would want to".