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A priest was on confessional duty one afternoon with a bad case of diarrhea. It was a very slow afternoon, so he asked the janitor, who just happened by whilst sweeping the floor, if he could sit in for him for a minute. The priest explained to him that if anyone should come in, there was a list of sins and penances on the wall of the confessional to give out to the parishioners. The janitor shrugged, said ok, and the priest scurried off to perform his other duty. A couple minutes later, a young woman enters the confessional booth. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What did you do, my daughter," the janitor asked. "Well, I gave my boyfriend oral sex last night." The janitor scanned the list of sins up and down, but couldn't find oral sex listed. So, he poked his head out of the booth and spotted an altar boy tending to a candle nearby. "Little Tommy. What does the priest give for oral sex?" Tommy, looked around carefully before replying, in a hushed voice, "Two candy bars and a lollipop."
Rule #1 - There's always a bastard!  
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