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Posted by twinturbogirl on April 14, 2002 at 10:16 PM
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In Reply To Has anyone w/tt/na ever raced a turbo wrx? (n/m) posted by DC on April 14, 2002 at 09:38 PM
     
Message and this dumbass pulled up in a porsche and he said he was going to whoop my ass! so then I let him go for about 10 car lengths and floor it, and I blow his doors off of course, so he gets mad and jumps out of his car with a baseball bat, so I get out of my car and get ready for the shit to go down!

All if have is a 2 lb. buttplug and a pair of some used panties I paid $40 bucks for, so I macguyver it into a makeshift sling shot and pop him in the head with it while his bat was in midswing!

then I give him a swift sidekick to the jaw, now mind you when my leg was up I had to make the decision whether or not to break his jaw or simply kill him, but I am a kind woman.

So now he is laying in a pool of his own blood. I reach down and grab his fist, ball it up and hit him with it and I said "stop hitting yourself!, stop hitting yourself!" Then I left.

Just another tuesday.

     
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