They have this fake advice column called "Ask a
____" which is basically a spoof on advice
columnists. To see what I'm talking about, check
out the link below:[ http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_aska.html ] Anyways, I think it would be funny to do one called
"Ask a deranged Supra owner tax advice".
hmmm...what would that go like...? Q: "I've just received a large cash bonus from my employer
and am worried about having to make estimated tax
payments next year. Will putting a large chunk of
that bonus into my 401K plan help prevent this?" A: "The solution is really quite simple. For only $13K
pick yourself up a nice 1993 Supra twin turbo. Pay $700
for a used downpipe and exhaust, then do the free
bleeder mod and you'll be running 10s all day long...
for one third the cost of a new Z06. Q: "I'm a small business owner and am considering leasing
a new car so I can write the monthly lease payment
off as a business expense. Does the tax benefit
justify the higher buyoout cost I'll have to endure at
the end of the lease?" A: "Either one of my two Supras will hand your car its
ass on a platter. My silver car pulled two lengths
on a brand new Viper GTS and that was just with
pulled hoses. Imagine what I would have done if
I was fully BPU." Q: "I'm a 65 year old army veteran looking to set up
a trust fund for my two grandchildren. Is it
possible to draw money directly from my pension
fund without paying federal income tax?" A: "There aren't many sportbikes that a single turbo
on spray can't make a little bitch out of. If you
live in the Phoenix area I can arrange for a friend
of mind to kick your ass. Bring cash."
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