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See, Genic wanted to be cool. He was one of us already, but he had to be outrageous. Over the top cool.
Well, one day, he decided to 4 wheel drift his car. The road was clear. Pedestrians were asleep. The turn was right out of an old school porn movie. Fat, wide, and full of pimples...Any way. Genic drifts this corner like a pro. Tires squeeling. Opposite lock in full effect. Then the one obstacle he never thought much of...a curb. Sparks fly, women and children run. Sprinklers continue in mindless ch ch ch ch ch....See, curbs cause the Z to suffer severe SDS. Sudden Decelleration Syndrome.
He did this two or three times before he realized that we at TTZD ([ www.ttzd.com ]) love him for who he is. He doesn't need to drift his car to impress us. The 50psi beer bong impressed us plenty.The moral of the story?
Learn to drive the car first.
Consider attending SEVERAL high speed drivers education events.
also consider BUYING A ZEE.
4 wheel drifting is not for amateurs.
If your dying to do it, make sure it's in an empty parking lot on a sunday (not safe in church parking lots on sunday).
And it's pretty simple. Drive real fast. Turn. Stop turning. Turn other direction. Change CD in trunk. Squeel tires. Press gas and brake simultaneously. Change shorts.
Pretty simple actually. If you do follow MY instructions, you will crash your car, so don't do it.
aim: nixit911 |
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