since were asking how far you can piss...id thought id post my times hay wait a minute..i dont have a cable modem, im on a reg dial-up...oh...that would be 1hour and 55minutes
"....and oh...someone took my number and called Af-gan-istan...(yells) AF-GAN-ISTAN!!...i don't know nobody in Afganistan....i don't even know what a fu*king Afganistan looks like...and even if i did, i would not talk to that Afgan ASS for 3 f*cking hours...i don't talk to my daddy for 3 fu*king hours..." -CHRIS ROCK (Leathan Weapon4)