I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I
crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through
time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing
either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one
because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I
slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed
through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the
shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy..