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Super flashback... So, there I was leaving work, when I come up on this redlight. I am just chilling at the light thinking about getting some grub from wendys, when this black toyota supra comes up next to me and starts reving his engine. I look over at the guy in the supra and yell out. “Are you serious”, and the guy begins asking me if my car was fast, and if I wanted to see how fast his car was. Oh, by the way, my name is Billy B.. Everyone in my neighborhood, na, everyone in my town, knows about my serious ability to whoop up on riceburning vehicles, and my tendency to punish the drivers. I have beaten all opponents I have faced. And I have raced all the opponents I have beaten. OK, back to the story, So, I looked over at the guy in the supra, and I asked him “Do you know who I am?” and he said, “well, your license plate says Billy B, so, do you want to race?” At this point I was growing weary of talking to this riceburning bafoon. I just rolled my window back up and looked forward. I waited for the light to turn green with my finger on the clutch, just hoping that the supra would take off. The light turned green, and I hesitated for a few seconds, then I heard the spooling of the supra’s punney turbo, and the rumbling of the eshaust. Just as the supra started to excellerate, at that moment, A smile cracked on my face. For, I knew that my next victom was awaiting. I popped the clutch and turned the knob, and I was off. I could feel the g force rising like the sun. Sweat was glisening from my broue, and in no time at all, I was about 3 carlengths in front of the supra (Oh, by the way, that is in Supra Car lengths(no 300ZX Car lengths(Supra’s are longer than 300ZX’s))). After the race was over, I pulled the Z into this gas station, and waved for the supra to follow. Immediately the supra owner got out of his car, and walked over to me, “Hello, I am Jack B.” he said “I used to own a 300ZX, but it was not as fast as yours” I pretended to licin to the man, knodding my head like I was paying attention to the conversation. But all the while, I was forming my master plan for humiliating this Jack B., Riceburner. After contimplating for about 1 minute and 37 seconds, I weighed the pro’s and cons of kicking Jack B.’s Ass right there in the gas station. After careful concideration, I decided the best thing to do was to lure him into the woods, right next to the station. I looked over there and said “hey look, is that bigfoot?” When Jack heard this he got so excited that he jumped over an old lady pumping her gas and ran right into the woods, in search of bigfoot. I slowly followed, while looking back, nobody saw us going into the forrest. He was all mine. I stepped into the brush, and I saw Jack B, peeking from behind a tree. I said “it is ok Jack B, it is just me, that’s when Jack came up to me and said, he thought he saw something about 50 feet into the forest bush. I figured I had postponed Jack B.’s savage beating long enough. So, I told Jack “I think I see bigfoot” and then proceeded to stomp jack b to a pulp with my big foot. After a savage 30 minute beating which consisted of the patented billy b, poo stick, fresh poo, an eight ball, and 2 trips to wal-mart. I was getting a little tired. I turned around, back toward the gas station and began my 2 minute hike. I got about 20 feet down the trail, when I heard these noises coming out from the bushes. I was thinking there is no way, Jack could have gotten up from that savage beating. I walked over to the bush, and to my surprise, the real bigfoot was having his way with an unconcious Jack B. It must have found him and dragged him behind the bush. I shouted “what the hell” and bigfoot, jumped out of the bush, and proceeded to claw me with his bear like paws. I took one step back, still in aw, of this wild, unknown creature. I think my life flashed before my eyes. I remembered my childhood moments, and moment from the rest of my life, then I remembered I had never lost a fight. So, I figured, what the hell, I wound back and punched bigfoot right in the face, and began to unleash the fury of Billy B. on the beast, I thru some jabs, a few uppercuts and proceeded to dump a family size serving of whoopass on bigfoot. He got a few good punches in there, but I still believe I won the fight. I landed a clean blow to the rightside of bigfoots head, and he stumbled, and ran away into the forest. I picked up my supplys and walked back to the Z. It seems when I was fighting with bigfoot, Jack, ran back to his car and got his digital camera and snapped a few pictures of the my fight with bigfoot. I looked over at Jack B. and he started running back toward his supra. I yelled “wait, I am not going to kick your ass again”. I asked jack if he wanted to go the the icecream parlor across the road and take a look at the first ever real pictures of bigfoot. We walked across the road, and into the basken robbins. I ordered rocky road, jack b. ordered pink sherbert…damn queer. Oh, and by the way, Jack said he would post the pics of the bigfoot fight when he gets a chance, he was saying something about how he had to go and get tested for STD’s PS. Everyone wish Jack B. luck with the test results. Thank you for reading my daily journal for October 4th. 2002
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