| Q: Where can I find program or resource X? A: The same place I'd find it, fool — at the other end of a web search. Ghod, doesn't everybody know how to use Google yet? Q: My {program, configuration, SQL statement} doesn't work A: This is not a question, and I'm not interested in playing Twenty Questions to pry your actual question out of you — I have better things to do. On seeing something like this, my reaction is normally of one of the following: do you have anything else to add to that? oh, that's too bad, I hope you get it fixed. and this has exactly what to do with me?
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