| I will be the best Scarmer there is. I will use proper english. I will search the internets for
pictures of items I am 'selling', and use my knowledge and
witt of english and stuffs to my benefit. I will send out scarmer emails that say "you won $800, I
just need a $50 processing fee". (versus "YOU BE WON THE
100000000,00 LOTTRY PRIZE PLEASE SEND 900 MONEY TO ME TO GIT IT OR I KILL YOU WIFE AND BUG LIKE CHILDS")
See, I will deal in quality scarms, using low numbers, and
go for quantity. I will hire a crack team to ensure that
my scarms are top notch. I will use TOR to keep track of
what people are saying about me (Scamwarners.com/419eater.com/etc.)
I will forever be the highest paid lowlife EVAR!
If I get bored, I will scam the scammer... I will follow
them and meet them and take them to dinner and pretend I am
a wealthy widow from the United States on Holiday in the
Ivory Coast to open my Church Mission ("For Christs Sakes" (r)(t)(c2011))
and that we have many monies to give. Then I will steal
their car and their pants and sell it on agbor.craiglist.com
and then I will post pictures on 419eater! I will be a hero
to the STUPID who fall for those scams. My constituants will refer to me as all the mighty Nixit! Or, I'll just sit here and work 6a to 4p as a wage slave.
I like that last part better.
Petz #3
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