: California Driving School
: Graduates...
: The following are an actual sampling of answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school at their Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.
: Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: A: The color. : Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: A: What for? He can't see my license plate. : Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people, I do." : Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: A: Your car. : Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: A: Be too stoned to find your keys. : Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. : Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: A: Heavy psychedelics. : Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: A: Carry loaded weapons. : Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: A: It would be tough to be a shit head all day long. :
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