California Driving School
Graduates...
The following are an actual sampling of answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school at their Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people, I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too stoned to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons. Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a shit head all day long.
Scott Meyer
***1993 Blue Pearl Graphite NA***
Naturally-Aspirated
***1981 Sweet Blonde Pearl N/A***
Naturally Aspirated |
