| All spelling errors by me are intentional. My buddy wanted to buy this M35 off of Craigslist. I was bored and wanted to have some fun, so I fucked with this dude/bitch for a while. Their emails are in italics, mine are in bold Hi Tony, you made the right choice! My 2006 Infiniti M35 Automatic 20k miles is in great shape, no problems, damages or hidden defects. It was never involved in any accident and non smoker car.
Exterior Color: White
Interior Color: Black. Perfect car! The price for this beauty is $11,900. Mileage: 19,897.
Regarding payment I prefer that our deal to be supervised by Yahoo Finance.
If you are really interested in test driving and inspecting the car, please reply with the following information:
-Your full name,
-Your shipping address. I will keep the car for you until I will have your final answer. Regards, Kimberly Beaumont 5 legit looking pictures attached... Mrs. Kimberly, OK, I'm glad you agree to the eBay program. Do you have any more information on how it works? I've never personally used it, but I have heard of people recommending it. I looked on eBay's site but it is HUGE and tough to sort thru. Just want to get some more information before I send $12K to some unknown account. We could also use a third party escrow company if that works for you. If the car is in Canada, and I'm in Massachusetts USA, what kind of customs paperwork would I have to fill out? Are there other duties and tariffs associated with the sale or transport? I know I've shipped small packages to Montreal before, and it's been a pain. I just want to make sure my car isn't held up at the border for 3 weeks :-/ This car is an AMAZING deal, almost too good to be true. I have got some great deals on cars in the past, well below blue book, so I understand you could simply want a quick sale. I am curious as to why you're asking about $9k less than blue book. Is this a part of the divorce filings? If it's personal, I don't need to know, but I would like some kind of reasoning behind the low price. Not that I want to pay more, LOL!! Can I get the VIN number so I can run a CarFax? This car doesn't have a salvage title does it? I would need to run a CarFax prior to sending funds anyway. Are you the first owner of the car or did you buy it used? Oh man, I am so excited right now, the more I look at the pictures, the more excited I get. I think I'm falling in love with this car!!! Hope to hear from you soon, Mr. T About eBay , they will contact you today to explain you the entire procedure. The car is US model and it is still registered in US. You have to pay only 11,900 there are no other hidden costs. Shipping will be done whit lufthansa cargo I have a friend there who will manage me a low price shipping and I assumed that it is my duty to pay for shipping it. It will be delivered directly to your address. The only thing because I am selling it for a low price, because I divorced and after the divorce I own this car, I don`t need it and I need money asap because this is a tough time for me. VIN : jnkay01e36m109561 Thanks. I have not heard from eBay as of yet. I actually just checked out some flights from Boston to Quebec airport (YQB) and I can get a round trip ticket (in case the deal doesn't work out) for $600 or so. When would be best for your schedule for me to visit? Do you have a representative there I could meet with to test drive the car. I have family in Montreal actually so it'd be a great opportunity for me to visit with them too :-) I think this would be best for both parties, as I could give you a cashiers check in person, and I could see the car prior to puchase. Hopefully you agree and we can get the ball rolling here. Thanks,
Tony Tony, Did you check your junk folder? Maybe because of an error the Purchase Invoice for payment they sent you might get to that folder.
Please get back to me asap. Kimbo, You're right, that's where it went. I've replied to them and the process should be moving along now. Thanks,
Tony two days later... Kimberly, Have you heard back from eBay yet? I've wired the monies as they instructed so you should have received confirmation by now. I'm a little concerned that I have not received a confirmation yet. Thanks,
Tony Tony, I am sorry but I didn´t received yet the payment confirmation from eBay. They told me that you didn´t sent the payment details yet. Please get back to me asap.
Kimberly, I've attached my reciept I got from Paypal when I paid the eBay services. Hopefully this will clear things up. I look forward to recieving my new car!! Best wishes to you and your new life after devorce. I'm sure a cougar like yourself can get right back on that horse ;-) Thanks,
-Tony 
Tony, eBay toldme that it is better for you to send the money from your banh, not through paypal because in this way we can complete our deal faster. You should received already their e-mail with all information regarding our transaction.
Best regards, Mrs Kimberly. A day goes by, nothing from me... Tony, do you still want to buy my car, or not?
Hey there Mrs. Beaumont.I'd really love to buy your car, if it existed that is. You see Kimberly (if that's even your real name, you could have a mandingo schlong for all I know), I'm a genius, and you're a stupid fucking scammer who likes to prey on those who are less intellectually fortunate than me. Yahoo Finance, are you fucking kidding me? The I suggest eBay and you bite that hook,line and sinker, LOLOL. YOU POSTED ON CRAIGSLIST YOU FUCKING MORON. Get you scams straight. Better yet, quit scamming, pieces of shit like you are fucking our global economy. Now, if what I've said is false, please feel free to prove me wrong by allowing me to inspect the vehicle and test drive it prior to purchase. I will gladly hand you $12,000 in cash (USD) after said test drive. What's that?? You can't? Ah, that's right, because you found the pictures online from someone else's for-sale ad. What are you still reading for? Choke on a dick. Oh, and tell your friend at "eBay" ;-) ;-) he's a fag too: Dear Anthony, Thank you for writing eBay in regard to the message you received that
may have come to appear from eBay Motors. While the email may appear to be
associated with or sent by eBay Motors, it is not. It is a spoof, also
known as a "phishing," email. At this time, you should consider blocking
this email address through your email program. Normally, this can be
accomplished by setting mail filtersIn closing, please get naked and squat on a beer bottle then ride a mechanical bull until it shatters. Then you will know what it's like to get fucked in the ass, like you've been trying to do to me, and have done to many before me I'm sure. Any questions? Class Dismissed.
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