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and before i tell this one, you all have to promise not to tell anybody. k? good, here goes: one time i was out skating (before the bike phase) with "the limecrest clik" (we all live on limecrest road) and they all had bikes, i was the only skater at the time. anywho, we have this park down the street that we went to, and it has this nice rail. we used to line picnic tables up so you could either start on the tables, clear a decent gap over a fence and gride the rail. or, you could do the rail, and got off before the tables and think nothing of them (it was an odd setup). i liked the over the gap to the rail, and had a few different grinds down tight. well....this one time, i decided i was gonna try to do a 180 flip (body and board) to a switch crooked grind. well...i did the 180 flip almost perfect, but for some reason the trucks didnt wanna stay on the rail for more than the intial "clink". somehow, my right foot (in the front now) went one way, and my left went the other way. needless to say, i hit a personal area. sucks right? well, it gets worse. i was wearing shorts for some reason. a few minutes later, i hear "oh shit rob, your blooding!" look down, blood is flowing. not dripping, not dropping, flowing! thinking not too much of it, i lift my short leg up a bit, and...surprise... im not gonna go on (this is the internet, do you think i waant people to read this? please, im smarting than that). before shit starts getting loud, i still have 2 testes and they ARE both original and work fine, so fuck you! but i do have this nasty ass scar...
there, i feel so much better now that i got that off my chest
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