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sorry I cant give credit to whoever made this...good stuff though You might be a Z32 owner if:
1. You have a garage full of spare engines "just in case"
2. You have tried to bolt your old T-25's to your riding lawnmower.
3. If your driveway/garage has divets in it because your Z never moves.
4. Ash, Yugobernie, Genic, Guapo, Damon, Greg, Zfreak, or any other twinturbo.net members have been to your house for beer on a regular basis.
5. You drive five extra miles to a gas station that has one higher octane point.
6. People ask you "what's wrong with your car?" after it makes a "psssssh" noise.
7. Your friends get beat in a race and they immediately call you to rematch for them.
8. You drop whatever you are doing when the UPS guy comes by your house (you know who you are!) and spend the rest of the day installing it.
9. You change your tires, oil, plugs, and fuel curve for the winter.
10. You know more about the VG30DE and VG30DETT engine than the engineers at Nissan (Kyle, I'm looking in your general direction!)
11. Your wife/girlfriend wishes your Z never existed so that you'd spend more time with them.
12. Your Z spends more time being broken than being driven.
13. You don't let people drive your Z into garage bays because it's "quirky".
14. You spent more fixing or modding your Z than it's actually worth.
15. Your eye automatically catches every Z that passes by (even at night) you when you're driving.
16. You look at corvettes that try to race you and roll your eyes. :rolleyes:
17. Right when you get paid, you spend it on Z parts at CZP, SPL, or SGP the same day and are poor for the next 13 days living like a college student (Zfreak!)
18. Every mechanic stalls your Z with the PS Max 6 puck clutch.
19. You "wonder" where all your money goes (WhitepearlZ)
20. You're on a diet because you've ran out of weight reductions for your Z.
21. If you always have to show your Z in a garage…
22. If you have a stick in your Z….and its job is to hold
up the hatch.
23. The UPS guy comes over for beer on a regular basis.
24. Your "box of extra parts" pulls 100 bucks on ebay.
25. The president of paypal sends you Christmas cards.
26. You know the meaning of VFAQ.
27. You have had to replace your FSM more than your turbos.
28. You know what the "suction cups" are for, where they are located, and how to use them properly.
29. You have tons of extra nuts and bolts left over from your last install, yet your Z runs fine.
30. When people ask about your Z or Z related material, your answer is always "depends". (Yugobernie)
31. You've ever been mad at your Z, kicked it, and then apologized to it saying you'll never do it again.
32. You recognize certain pages of your FSM based on fluid stains or dirt patterns.
33. People that can "drive a stick" stall your Z at least 5 times before getting out of the driveway.
34. You have to explain what "boost leaks" are to a mechanic of 35+ years.
35. Your friend with the DSM says "at least my car is reliable".
36. A normal weekend involves pulling your engine or transmission at least five times.
37. Your work all week so you can work on your Z all weekend.
38. You're asked "is your car running?" and your response is always "depends".
39. Your mom threw her back out when riding shotgun from your 5000rpm launch in your TTZ.
40. When you go grocery shopping, a few minutes later you hear on the intercom, "Would the owner of a Silver Z
come to the front? Your car is still running."
41. You cheer every morning your Z cranks over.
42. Your "grocery getter" is runs 11 second ¼ miles.
43. You have the shop manual memorized (Yugobernie)
44. When people ask "what's that noise?" your reply is "which one?"
45. You have better attendance at the Nissan parts counter than the employees.
46. You know the difference between a 55Y and a 60U oil filter.
47. The UPS guy calls you to see if everything is ok when they haven't delivered to your house in a few days.
48. Your Z smokes more than Snoop Dogg.
49. Your left leg is larger than your right one.
50. You "internet friends" know more about you than your wife/girlfriend.
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