| "911 emergency, how can I help you?" "MY CAR IS GOING 200MPH ON ITS OWN AND I CAN'T STOP IT?!" "Can you take the car out of gear or turn if off?" "WHAT? I CAN'T STOP.... OH NO AN INTERSECTION!" Boom. I'd laugh.
"When you say this, will you be surprised if your arguments seem to move about instead of staying put? And will you accuse me of being Daedalus who makes them move, though you are yourself much more skillful than Daedalus and make them go around in a circle? Or do you not realize that our argument has moved around and come again to the same place? [...] Or do you not remember?" - Socrates |