*Dave, What are this week's powerball numbers? Biz (MD)
Answer: I'm not tellin'*Dave, where do babies come from? zgene4
Answer: The hospital *Dave, what's that suction cup thingy behind my driver's seat? sawbonez
Answer: They're a secret government anti-terrorism weapon. You must locate the microfiche which contains the instruction manual before you can use it. *Dave, Why do my wipers wipe one last time? Spddracer
Answer: Because it never hurts to wipe one more time. *Dave, how do I make my whites *really* white? vorpalZ
Answer: See my answer above. *Dave, can i convert my n/a to a TT? Ahmed (Chicago)
Answer: You can but to stay with current trends, you may want to convert it to a TTNA. *Dave, how much is my Z really worth? Neogenesis
Answer: $613.29 *Dave, Why did the chicken cross the road? ZXRider
Answer: To install your engine. *Dave, why does my car make a goose honk? nismo_boost31
Answer: Because it doesn't know how to make a goose hum. *Dave, are Sham-wow's really that absorbent? ZEngineer
Answer: For what you intend to use it for, I'd say they should be more than sufficient compared to the tissues you normally use. *Dave, do you know where Ash is? LitlElvis
Answer: Federal witness protection program. *Dave, what is the next big investment? Optima
Answer: Surgical masks. *Dave, which is really better, wingless or wing?moxie (SF)
Answer: Ask guapo if you want a worthless (i.e. wingless) answer. *Dave, What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Tu
Answer: The airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. Deduct 2.461973089% for the African Swallow due to increased drag caused by the different tail feather shape. *Dave, how do I get rid of this rash? Josher
Answer: Stop using George's Sham-wows. *Dave, when will I finish my car? BigTDogg
Answer: The answer is yes, but the real question is *when*? *Dave, can I run 21psi on stock ECU and injectors? Mike87T
Answer: Yes....for about 10 seconds.
 Sig Quotes: "I JUST saw your polls post" email from BigTDogg on March 24, 2009 in reference to this polls post from Jan 7, 2009. "Your sausage scares me!" - TT-XTZ 6/13/05 "Or he's having a rough week like the rest of us and decided to take out his agressions of not being breast fed on me." BigTDogg 15:45, 09/25/03 "Pick her up from day care and take her to Dairy Queen for a snow cone." YugoBernie 1/7/04 of course those are canadian bannings and beatings, which after the conversion rate is really only a "hey! stop that!" Chris(NJ) 1/14/04 see the green "n" next to my name? what's COZ? (n/m) - 300zx88 8/11/04 |
