A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you ???" "Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did !!!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
back of it !!!"
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you ???"
The cop playing along with the little girl, said, "Yes Santa brought me the
horse." The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa,
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top !!!"
 "Wednesday's I host American Idol parties at my place. I'm in a betting pool with a $300 first prize, and we do food and booze and watch the #1 show in America. Real red white and blue stuff :P
Tuesdays I go to my buddies place to watch, but I don't have to be there till 9ish." (protecting the author)
"no...he isnt. its a fact. i do indeed love the cock
it was pointed out a LOOOONG time before george. he is just trying to be like me.
I make that dude on american idol look straight. bring it...and ill suck it"
Posted by genic on March 21, 2007 at 3:26 PM "vtd this...you stupid cunts" Genic drunk@1:52PM
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