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1. Don the special robes as prescribed in the factory service manual. 2. Encircle the car with the ground up bones of Malaysian tree lizards. 3. Burn insense bought from a 106 year old Voodoo priestess. 4. Sing the thirteen chants praising the moons of Jupiter while dancing on your left foot around the car in a counter clockwise motion. 5. Throw the suction cups away, and adjust your headlamps against a flat wall.
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