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1. When his .38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim
>during a holdup in Long Beach, California, robber James Elliot did
>something
>
>that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the
>trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it worked.
>
>2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting
>machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his
>insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of
its
>men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a
>finger.
>
>The chef's claim was approved.
>
>3. Mourners at the funeral of Anna Bochinsky in Moinesti, Rumania,
were
>naturally somewhat taken aback when she abruptly leapt from her coffin
as
>it
>
>was being carried to the grave. Before they could react to this
unexpected
>outburst, the woman bounded into the nearest road, where she was run
over
>and killed by a passing car.
>
>4. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during
>a
>
>blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had
taken the
>space. Understandably, he shot her dead.
>5. One of the criteria by which Miss Nude USA was chosen in 1979 was
taste
>in clothing.
>
>6. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus
driver
>found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting
from
>Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence,
the
>driver went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone in the queue a
free
>ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the
>staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre
fantasies.
>The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
>
>7. In Minneapolis, USA, 28 year old Derrick L Richardson has been
charged
>with third-degree murder of his much loved cousin, Ken E Richardson.
>According to local police, Derrick had suggested to Ken that they play
a
>game of Russian Roulette, but, having no revolver, instead put a
>semiautomatic pistol to his cousin's head. Apparently, he did not
realize
>that one bullet always loads into the firing chamber of a
semiautomatic.
>
>8. An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from
>serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked about
how
>he
>
>received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying
to see
>how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
>
>9. A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her
an
>examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen.
It
>only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Gimmee a break lady!
Your
>daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued
with
>the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never
compromise her
>reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and
>silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed,
"Quit
>looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of
>course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this
>happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was
>hoping
>
>they would show up again and help me figure out who got your daughter
>pregnant.
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