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a Koala walks into a restraunt and orders some food. The waiter brings him his food and as he's about to ask if he can get the koala anything else, the koala gobbles down all the food, shoots the waiter and starts to walk out of the restraunt. The manager comes running out and yells, "hey what the hell is going on here?! You come in here, eat a meal, then shoot my BEST waiter, and now you're going to just walk out of here without paying!?! You have some explaining to do!" The koala looks him dead in the eye and says cooly, "look it up." That night the manager, totally befuddled by what had happened, decides he should look up 'koala' in the encyclopedia. Sure enough right under the picture it says, "eats shoots and leaves" thank you, I'll be here all week.
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