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a penguin is driving through Arizona in August. It's hot as hell and his car starts to overheat. Now, penguins don't know squat about cars, so he takes it to a gas station with a mechanic. The mechanic takes a look at the car and says, "well I cant tell off hand what's wrong with it, but if you leave it with me for an hour, I should be able to figure it out. There is a diner across the street if you want something to eat, just check back in with me in an hour." So the penguin waddles his way to the diner and sits down. It's really hot out so he decides some icecream would be really good. Vanilla is his favorite. Now, a penguin has no thumbs so he can't hold a spoon so he just pecks away at the icecream. As he pecks the icecream is getting all over his beak, his face, the table, everywhere. He's making a huge mess, but he doesn't care. An hour, and three bowls of icecream later, the pengiun gets up and goes back to the mechanic, icecream dripping off his face, his flippers, everywhere. The mechanic comes out and says, "well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "no, no, it's just icecream..."
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