| up a twisty mountain road. It was 1am and not a car in sight. The car handled beautifully, sweeping turn after sweeping turn. I came around a turn and noticed a black and tan object sitting on the side of the road. I hit the brakes hard. The radar detector started to sing it's KA song. The headlights popped on the black and tan car and it jumps out on the road and quickly is on my rear bumper. The the blue lights start flashing. Officer: Let me see your license, registration and proof of insurance. (I hand him my documents) Officer: Is this your correct address? B: Yes. Officer: Where is this address at? B: In Chattanooga. Officer: Chattanooga?!?!? What the hell are you doing way out here this time of night? B: Sir, I'm an old truck driver who was just taking a drive. Officer: Chattanooga is two hours away! Do you know the speed limit of this road? B: 55? Officer: No, its 45. B: (gulp!) Officer: When is the last time you got a ticket? B: 1986 Officer: WTF?!? Well, I'll let you off with a warning: if I ever see you speeding through this road again, I will put you in jail. Understand me?
Copied in Hell |
16:45:58 02/03/07
