Amen. From a 5th Gen Texan from Karnes County now liviing in NorCal. Not trying to diss the guy, but..."it completely clings to the dipstick without even beginning to run off,checked hers......the conventional 20W50 drips off like water"...hmmm..could his possibly be his is so thickened fom sludge/etc that it sticks like s**t...not good if it won't flow; could hers drip off like water; possibley because this sick puppy is so diluted with fuel/other that it has no viscosity left? How old are both oils? Some posts are just silly...
p.s. Used car shysters use snake oil like STP to mask mechanical problems like noisy lifters, rod knock etc; that doesn't mean the snake oil is a "miracle" product...