| To the right you have the veterans...all knowing and all doing self proclaimed Kings of the Board. To the left is where we keep the trolls....bitter, sour and always willing to insue a good keyboard battle...be mindful of them...they eat Noobs alive and then the Noobs are never heard from again. Moving on....further down you will see the classifieds section which you will force you to work twice as much and twice as hard at your current job to buy items from here. This will undoubtedly make you much cooler among the herd and also give you some defense against the murderous trolls as mentioned before. Still with me? Allrighty....down in the tech section is where we keep the brightest of the brightest. The members you find here are cat's ass...cat's ass means bad ass by the way...trust me on it...it will grow on you. You will finds loads of information on here and lots of cool things to do and lastly learn from mistakes that others have made. Down at the end of the hall is the Polls section. This is the kiddie pool of the forum. We call it the "kiddie pool" as we don't keep nearly the amount of sharks in this tank as we do in the General. You can pretty much post freely here with a mild back slash of 1st degree burns as the only reprocussion. Learn to swim here and you will be able to get into deeper water later that you can perverbially drown yourself in the Genereal. Are you writing all this down? Now...getting on to your personal attire. Your secret de-coder ring will be rushed out to you in 7-14 weeks as well as your green "N" sticker that you will be required to wear on your person at all time. This green "N" is also known as the green orb of protection, which will essentially give you a hall pass to allow you to walk freely without having the rituallistic hazing consisting of a paddling and walking on rusted thumb tacks. Yeah... it sucks. You will also be prompted to always update your profile...this will enable TT.neters on here to assist you with questions and figure out where you live in the case that you have your rims on wrong and you need to be written a citation by the Wheel Police. Whew! That just about covers it. Don't forget to stop by the gift shop on the way out for souveniers. And remember, if you want to see drama...stick around...it's coming.
 
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