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Suncoast Z club here in Tampa had our BBQ/picnic today @ Ft.Desoto Pk. Nice day, great cars & good friends hanging out. I had to leave early and help a friend install a clutch & d.p.'s on a Z32tt so I say my goodbyes & hit the road.
As I'm leaving the island traffic is backed up before the first bridge but out of the corner of my eye an a-hole driving a burgandy C5, not having the right of way whips out of this parking lot & cuts me off. I slam the brakes & almost nail his door. Of course I lean on the horn & let go with a litany of expletives. We get to the light & he makes some comment about "how I wish I could afford a vette" & again cuts in front of me. Since the light is red I get out of my Z & proceed to walk towards his car. He see's me walking up to him & nails the gas, jumps out of the turning lane & cuts someone else off 3 cars ahead to get back in. I get back in my car realizing it wasn't a very smart thing to do, but I was pissed. I drive on heading South towards the Skyway bridge & guess who's in front of me going the same route? At this point I'm like screw it I'm done with this idiot + I'm making 70 less ponies , but I guess he thought I was following him so he nails the gas getting on the interstate ramp & takes off (tough guy). I continue on doing my normal 5mph over the limit thinking "boy I hope that dumbass gets pulled over". Well sure enough, after I cross the bridge guess who's pulled over by an unmarked Fl. state trooper! I slow down to 45mph open my window & wave honking my horn laughing my ass off. The look on his face was absolutely priceless, and I had a shiteating grin on my face for the next 20 miles! Ok, I know. I didn't technically beat a C5, nor was I racing the fool, but "He who gets pulled over always loses".
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