| Back in the old days, if you were talking to an adult, you knew they were smart enough NOT to kill themselves while growing up. Nowadays, it's not like that. All these padded playgrounds and safety laws keep even the dumbest people alive, and they breed...like rabbits. Now you see people suing because they jumped off the 8th floor of a parking garage and broke their legs. No sh!t. That's what happens when you jump off the 8th floor of a parking garage. It's not uncommon to hear these bright ideas put into action nowadays: 1. Maybe I should set my head on fire 2. Will this gun go off if I'm pointing it at my balls? 3. Just because I can't swim doesn't mean that I shouldn't go swimming...at midnight...alone.
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