| to a new place, you pay some young kid (no TOO young though....Michael) and wait for a nice day where lots of people are outside. Have the kid ride behind your Z and tip over pretending to hit your car. You then go out and got WAY over the top crazy mad and scream and yell and maybe throw in a light smack (cost extra). When everyone see's/hear's about this no one will park on the same side of the planet as you and every parent will warn their kids not to get near your car. Works good for keeping cats/kids out of your yard as well. Just a little tip from Uncle bucky.

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