YOU KNOW YOU’RE A DETROITER WHEN...
• You run red lights in front of cops.
• You eat road salt dust for breakfast.
• You actually consider it a city.
• You know only two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
• People scorn you for not driving a Chevy.
• You criticize and defend Detroit in the same conversation.
• People fear or pity you.
• You consider traffic laws to be suggestions.
• You hear gunshots and don’t do anything.

I so nailed Amir! - SeedyROM 04/01/03 12:36:48
Fvcker! - KILLR300ZX 04/01/03 16:13:53
Conversation with ZEngineer:
George says:
Canada sucks
George says:
you can quote me