| Prom Queen having to jump on stage with a big ASS green and pus filled zit about to pop on the middle of her nose in front of flashing cameras. When you've been driving your pride and joy as long as I have, I just don't have the heart to drive her out in the current condition she is. You should be able to understand it. It's like dating a butt ugly chick with a nice rack and nice trunk. It's fun to hit it when you are at home with her in the dark, but not fun to take her out and show her off in public.


 I eat rice, I don't put rice on my car! sig quote by AEFL92, "you're not a pic whore...you're a pic pornstar..." |