Greg's "new" car posted by Scott in Houston on December 20, 2004 at 02:14 PM
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"Apparently, a suspect in a blue 300zx which is apparently sponsored by Betty Crocker and Viagra is on a current high speed from Houston to Dallas. Authorities have been unable to catch the speeding vehicle which is apparently a flight capable Z32. Road spikes are now unabled to be used during the chase. There is currently no identification of the driver but officers on the scene says that the man is only yelling the simple phrase "you ain't getting it back, Greg". The Airforce is now being called in to possibly shoot down the expertly tuned 300zx. Both Betty Crocker and Viagra are refusing any comment at this time. Back to you in the studio, Dave."