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:Basically go down the list and test your veteran-ism. If you name the pic and the situation behind it...you rule all. If you don't...you need to dedicate more of your already useless, computer-sitting-in-front, no-getting-any-work-done, newbie-bashing time to TT.net.
:1) "I started doing quick left-right-left-right turns (like F1 cars when running low on gas or when warming up tires) - while doing this shit rear tire catches a patch of ice and spins me out of control thru driveway into someone's yard (no curbs nor sidewalks -phew) STRAIGHT into that Christ's birth scene from the bible (the kind where figures use light bulbs to glow from the inside). BAMMMMMM, there they go into little pieces!!!! Victims were lil Jesus, his momma and some other dude - God forgive me!!!! " Who was the culprit?
:2) Who's Z does this belong to? 
:3) Name this TT.neter that can't seem to keep his clothes on. 
:4) What favorite TT game did this image come from?  http://www.streetneeds.com/ttnet/up/593.jpg ]">
:5) Name this fellow TT.neter helping push Mr. K? 
:6) Who came up with this genius way of stowing t-tops? 
:7) Who's Z is this? 
:8) What vendor wrote "gay porno inside" on Nixit's packages? (if it was actually gay porno inside we will never know.) 
:9) Who's sig is/was this in? 
:10) Name this famous TT.neter (get bonus points if you name the media piece he's famous for. You guess is wrong if it's this gay pic.) 
:11) Name these two folks. 
:12) Who started the trend of putting cash next to a new exhaust before taking the picture? 
:13) Name this TT.neter getting ready to find the special sauce in his burger? 
:14) What TT.neter won the TT.net King of the Cart competition at Zcon4?
:15) Name this potential serial killer about to choke out Spee? 
:16) Name these TT.neters (from left to right). 
:17) Name this sad looking TT.neter 
:18) What was this a reminding joke of? 
:19) Who's the expert driver behind the wheel of this Z? 
:20) Name these TT.neter (left to right). 
:21) Name this TT.neter trying to steal this rim. 
:22) Name the time and the place that this happened. La-Z-Link
:23) Who said this in a classic post?
:"There I am fast asleep dreaming of Hooters girls washing my Z while I eat watermelon and spit the seeds on their soapy water drenched clothes (yes, it's was an actual dream), and my phone rings."
:24) Who posted this classic "tard dance" link? La-Z-Link
:25) Can someone name this TT.neter (scary hint- he's a pilot)? 
:26) Who wrote this lovely piece?
:"In 1884, a great man with the last name of Parsons, in whose symbolic shadow, designed the first turbo-generator. His brother, Sir Frank Whittle is acknowledged with building the first jet-engine in 1937.
:These momentous decrees came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of those who desired speedy travel, who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice by
:being limited to horse-and-buggy.
:It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.
:But over one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the turbo is still not acclaimed. One hundred years later, the life of the Z-owner is still sadly crippled by the manacles of Vipers, big-block Chevy's, and the
:chains of natural aspiration. One hundred years later, the turbo lives on a lonely island of question in the midst of a vast ocean of misunderstanding.
:One hundred years later, the turbo is still languishing in the corners of society and finds himself an exile in his own land.
:So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition. In a sense we have come here to cash a check. When the engineers of Datsun designed the mighty 240Z, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of combustion, horsepower, and the sound of a turbo.
:We cannot walk alone.
:I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of naturally aspirated vehicles, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
:I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all cars are not created equal."
:I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Detroit, the sons of Henry Ford and his employees will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood, and talk about turbo-charged vehicles.
:I have a dream that one day even the state of California, an overpopulated, overpriced state, tagged with ridicule because of Hollywood and pornography, will be transformed into an oasis of cars with turbos....
:I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the displacement of their engines but by their RPM required to make full boost.
:I have a dream today.
:I have a dream that one day the state of California, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with stolen words of former President Bill Clinton, will be transformed into a situation where little Garrett and HKS turbos will be able to join hands with Vipers and Camaros, and walk together as sisters and brothers.
:I have a dream today.
:I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the turbo shall be revealed, and all metal shall see it together.
:This will be the day when all of Nissan's turbos will be able to spool with a new meaning, "My turbo, let it sing, sweet horsepower from re-cycle-ing, of thee I sing. Spooled from exhaust gasses, makes power in the masses, makes it easier to make those passes...."
:I have a dream.....
:Let turbos spool from the streets of D--troit City!
:Let turbos spool from the silicon valley in California!
:But not only that; let turbos spool from Stone Mountain of Georgia!
:Let turbos spool from the damn Cowboys of Texas!
:Let turbos spool from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let turbos spool.
:When we let turbos spool, when we let it spool from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all car manufacturers, Ford and Nissan, Chevy and Toyota, Dodge and Mitsubishi,
:will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old turbo spiritual,
:"Spool at last! spool at last! thank God Almighty, we can spool at last!""
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RIC, my spelling sux, deal with it. 
93 max hp 207.4 max torque 188.7 *****DEAD*****
01 stage 1
90 stage stock ***forsale*** sold pending.
93 blue 240sx coup (in build-up) mods in profile.
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