| Step 1. You go in to class and casually mention to her that you have a friend/relative/whatever that you know that looks JUST like her. Of course, you're referring to the girl you do NOT really know in this Z pic, but that's just a technicality. Most women find that intriguing enough to keep from spraying you with mace and fleeing. Mention to her you can show her a picture the next day. Step 2. Print out the Z pic. Go to class and work in that you also have a Z like the one in the picture and that she's the XXXX (insert whatever excuse you came up with; i.e. "she's the sister of your friend with a Z"). Just don't be too proud of the car...just be casual and cool about it. You don't want to spook the hottie with car-guy shit too early on, right? Sounds cruel, but it's true with most. Men who have witnessed this, understand. Step 2a. If you catch yourself slip with a geeky car thing, just recover with something like "It's a fun hobby but a little boring". You kill two birds: You don't sound like a geek and you look even more exciting when fast cars are just too "boring". Bonus points ;) Step 3. So show her the picture and she'll remark how crazy/cool/weird that is. Work in something about how your friend (the girl in the Z pic) would just get a kick out of the same story. Mention something about "too bad I can't get a picture of you to show her". Just then realize you brought a camera with you and snap some pics. Step 4. Post pics for Seedy's enjoyment (topless preferred but that requires a strong pimp hand). =)
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