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My sexy bitch every night I park her in the garage. She loves it. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the sleeper card, but the Neon was ranked #1 as most feminine car in some survey a while back. I'd have to agree with the survey. It's like a Jetta, it's either a girl, who will check you out, or a gay dude, who will also check you out. Sleepers I like are the MazdaSpeed Protegé, a fast, clean, more upscale looking (IMO) four door sedan. You can mod them up too, and I like Mazda better than Chrysler anyway. 
But not in orange, either titanium grey or black. Or a nicely done turbo Civic. Guy at work has one. Civic EX turbo, dynoed 355 FWHP with a blown head gasket. Completely stock body work, stock wheels. Hell, even stock looking exhaust. The only give-a-way is the lowering of an inch or so and the huge FMIC (behind stock fascia). Nicely done.
"...Downpipes own. They own everything...anything...all there ever was and will be...they should be stock on all cars. Screw the environment, emissions, noise! I love them...I shall name my first-born after them with glee..." - SeedyRom 05:13:20 10/03/02 "Ricers are idiots" - RezidentEvil "i love the cock" - genic 22:20:47 09/25/03 "a hair brush does make a nice didlo, but it fixes your hair even better" -Nixit 6/2/2003 |
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Why thank you sir, I slap her on the ass and call her - 
