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my n/a with intake and exhaust dusted all sorts of honda/acura cars. boy with an si civic w/ nitrous talked shit all day and i dusted him, then i bought my tt and he shut up.
Guy's walkin on the beach, and he hears a girl crying. He walks behind a dune to find a girl with no arms or legs. He asks "why are you crying" and she responds " ive never been kissed", so he leans down and kisses her. about to walk away and she starts to cry again. "Now what" he asks, "ive never been orally statisfied". So he does his work and then as he is about to leave she starts to cry again."what is it this time"he asks again,"ive never been screwed" so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "your screwed now". |
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